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Only watch I need for work is a Timex.

I do not think that your clogged Exhaust Gas Recirculation valve has anything to do with your new battery and alternator.

I'm just glad that where I live, there is no salt on the road. Snow climate guys have to be a lot more careful.

There is a right way to do it. Hand wash. Clay bar. Wax. And then there are people who are lazy. But it's better than nothing. Namely: Me. What kind of wax do you like? Hard wax in the can, or liquid wax in the bottle? Do you follow up with metal polish on the wheels & tire dressing? Do you buy "over the counter" products from the local auto supply? Or specialty lines like https://psdetailproducts.com/ ?

I'm a tool whore. I have a lot of tools. Not to mention that I have about a dozen jacks of different sizes & designs. Low profile, SUV/Truck with extended neck, bottle jacks, Hi-Lift, et cetera. That little one with the case is one of my favorites since it's portable, and able to lift a lot of small cars.

Those are "bling bling" pickups. Work trucks are typically XL & XLT models at best. Those guys might as well be doing construction work in designer jeans, and wearing Rolex watches. My dad also told me that you could wear a Rolex for the cost difference between a work truck & a show off truck.

Full size vans require taller ladders. All the more reason to use those soaps that supposedly have wax, and those wax detail sprays.

Some people never leave the house without a handful of wipes in a sandwich bag. Hygiene is important. You don't want to be that guy in the stall, with nothing to clean with.

Mercedes Metris Way better than the Chevy, Ram, & Nissan microvans. My dad said that if a contractor shows up at your house in a Mercedes, don't even let him in. He has to charge more, for the same job, in order to make those Mercedes payments.

I remember sleeping in the back of a bug when I was a kid. My dad also had this Country Squire station wagon. Kind of like the Griswold road trip mobile. Back seats were always folded down, and all the kids would ride in the back. About 10 or 12 kids back there with 1970's bean bags, moving blankets, and sleeping bags. The whole clan would also pile into the back of a pickup truck. I remember playing Dodge-Ball in the back of a moving cargo van. We had so much fun back then. One accident, and the entire family would have been wiped out.

These vehicles were engineered for optimal results at the speed limit. At 55, you get the best mileage.

You don't even have your Transit Connect anymore. By June, you mom would have traded hers in for something new.

You can still change a tire, jump start, change a broken fan belt, repair and/or change a leaking hose, change a light bulb, change the wiper blades, change a fuse..........all sorts of little things like that on the side of the road. You can still change the oil, change the transmission fluid, change the spark plugs and coils, add washer fluid, install a backup camera, and perform minor service in your driveway. Even with a sophisticated computer, bolt on parts are still bolt on parts. Don't let the sensors intimidate you. It's not like making roast beef in a microwave.

As a passenger wagon, passenger safety relies on the headrest, seatbelts and air bags. The headrest is so that your head doesn't snap back and break your neck. In a cargo van, are those rear passenger airbags still in the van? But I'm sure that WindGuy "gets it". For what it's worth, I think you did a pretty good job. Sure, it's not the same as an OEM seat, seatbelt, airbag configuration. But what he did was a pretty neat mod. In the old days, I had a Ford Explorer. Early models were 5 passenger seating. Many people, myself included, got jump seats and bolted them into the rear cargo bay. A lot of those mods used UniStrut for the seat mount rails.

Try a solar powered fan first. A couple of these with the solar panel may be enough to circulate airflow.

Sufficient time has gone by. I have added to the Transit Connect: A plug kit. Release the spare tire, lowers the winch cable. 13mm Metric Drive Hex Bit Socket A 3/4" deep impact socket, 1/2" drive, for the wheel lug nuts. A long handle breaker bar. A torque wrench for remounting the wheel & tire. A little floor jack in a case. A little box of tools that someone gave me years ago. It has sat in storage for over decade, because I already have better tools at home. But this will give me a handful of tools in the event of an emergency. A Multi-Tool for little things.

Okay. So I really didn't know what that means. I had to look it up. Here is what I found @: https://www.ecoboostperformanceforum.com/index.php?topic=651.0 HS-CAN modules: -PCM (Powertrain Control Module) -ABS (Anti-lock Brake System, includes AdvanceTrac and Traction Control) -RCM (Restraint Control Module, AKA airbags and seatbelts) -AWD (All Wheel Drive module, if equipped) -OCSM (Occupent Classification System Module, AKA Passenger Seat Sensors) -PAM (Parking Aid Module) -IPC (Instrument Panel Cluster) -BdyCM (Body Control Module 2013+) -ACM (Audio Control Module, 2013+) -FCIM (Front Controls Interface Module, 2013+) -PSCM (Power Steering Control Module, Hydraulic PS only) -SECM (Steering Effort Control Module, Electric PS only) -CCM (Cruise Control Module) -SCCM (Steering Column Control Module, 2013+) -APIM (Accessory Protocol Interface Module AKA SYNC) MS-CAN modules: -SJB (Smart Junction Box) -HVAC (Heating, Ventilation & Air Conditioning module) -ACM (Audio Control Module, pre 2013) -DSP (Audio Digital Signal Processing Module) -DSM (Driver Seat Module) -DDM (Driver Door Module) -RFA (Remote Function Actuator Module) -DCSM (Dual Climate Controlled Seat Module) -SDARS (Satellite Digital Audio Radio Service) -FCIM (Front Controls Interface Module, pre 2013) -FDIM (Front Display Interface Module) -ILCM (Interior Lighting Control Module) -HCM-2 (High Beam Control Module) -SOD-R/L (Side Obstacle Detection Control Module AKA BLIS, a module for each side of the vehicle) -IPC-MS (Instrument Panel Cluster, MS-CAN) -GPSM (Global Positioning System Module) -APIM (Accessory Protocol Interface Module AKA SYNC)

I thought that everyone knew that the Tornado is a joke. I'm surprised that is still on the market. It's still being sold?

That is the hardest part. You need a 6 foot ladder.

I use a sprayer with a reservoir. Typically found in garden supply, and used for mixing pesticide and/or plant food for irrigation. Always spray from top to bottom. Spray first with JET nozzle to knock loose any dirt and debris. Spray with MIST setting, with the soap mixed in. Allow a little time for the soap to soften and penetrate whatever is on the car. Spray with JET setting to rinse off soap mix. That is my lazy man's wash. Just about as good as a drive through commercial car wash. I have a wash mop and use as needed. Sometimes I'll spray and wipe with detailer spray for spot cleaning. I have clay bars and waxes. But for the most part, I'm lazy. I just want to spray it down and be down the road. Even with all the tools, who has all the time? When I find time for maintenance on the car, it's usually mechanical. Time is better spent on an oil change, or spark plugs. So I'm a sucker, and I buy that car wash formula which is suppose to have wax in it. I'm not fanatical about detailing. And every car I've ever owned has seen more commercial drive through car washes than hand washing. A good wheel cleaner solution as needed for brake dust on the bling. In the photo, I used a piece of gauze to dab on a little bit of the solution, then rinsed it off. No scrubbing. If applied, allowed to penetrate, and then brushed; this brand of cleaner removes all of that buildup and restores the wheel to shiny new. Here is the wheel spray that I really like, and that cheap car wash mix I put into the sprayer.

Interesting location. So you would have to remove the passenger side door panel, then remove the mirror, in order to service?

You're probably correct. He is either talking about a Transit 250, or Econoline E-250.

The photos are of a 2nd generation wagon. Give them a call. I'm curious as to what the price point is for that type of work. My biggest concern would be if it starts leaking.