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Christmas Angel

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One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems ...... everywhere.

Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then, Mrs. Claus popped in to tell Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas; which stressed him even more.

After a while, he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and run away, heaven knows where to.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards broke and several large toy-bags fell to the ground, scattering their contents all over the place. Needless to say, Santa was not in the best of moods.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang and he went to the door expecting another problem. But when he opened it, there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree that she had brought especially to cheer him up.

The angel greeted him very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa Claus. Isn't it just a wonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. See, isn't it just the loveliest Christmas tree you've ever seen? Where would you like me to put it?"

 

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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6 hours ago, Loafer said:

Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones.

 

True story:

 

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On 12/24/2017 at 5:53 PM, mrtn said:

 

On 12/24/2017 at 5:53 PM, mrtn said:

Yah, the secret space program is prolly run by Santa and his abductees.  :drop:

 

True story:

 

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We kept our doors locked and blocked the chimney this year.  By astral projection ( out of body) I scared the snot out of him and sent him packing.  :future:

 

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On 12/24/2017 at 10:30 PM, Fifty150 said:

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It was a Becks Beer Christmas here and a good time was had by all.  :hysterical:

 

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