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  1. Mike Chell

    2017 Connect Trend SWB

    Genetic samples from "Jurassic Park R&D"?
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  2. Fifty150

    2017 Connect Trend SWB

    I wonder what you transport in an unmarked vehicle, that must be kept at low temperature. Obviously, it is perishable. And expensive, or worthy of security. My first thought was gourmet food product. Within a block of where I work, by the airport, there are distributors for Wagyu, live lobster, live Alaskan King Crab, foie gras, caviar, saffron, and truffle. Produce is ruled out. Nobody moves bags of avocado (the most expensive cash crop in CA) under lock & key in a little Transit Connect. Believe it or not, a lot of high priced food items, like baby formula & cigarettes, are hijacked, and are now transported with armed guards. Usually off-duty cops or military. Where that van was spotted, it was more than likely affiliated with Genentech. I don't even want to think about what kind of bacterial and biological weapon, experimental lab sea monkey in suspended animation, or other Planet of the Apes serum that he might have had under lock & key. Nobody else in America has to live next door to an armed fortress compound, with their own private SWAT Team & EOD Unit, and worry about when the monkeys get loose and take over the world.
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