Wishing All A Festive Season Of Year End Celebrations

[Fifty150]

 

 

Without offending anybody's political views, or choice of diet.  Is there any way to celebrate anything, without offending someone else?  Officially, I have zero ties to anyone who landed on Plymouth Rock.  I am descended from political subversives, who failed at overthrowing an incumbent government, in another country.  My ancestors fled their homeland because they were war criminals.  If they had succeeded, they would have been heroes who overthrew an oppressive regime, and brought democracy to the land.  But they lost that war.  So it was either flee like a felon, or beheaded.  5 generations removed; and I am eating a turkey.  Deboned.  Marinated with Coca Cola and soy sauce. 

 

 

I am eating turkey because I like turkey.  A caucasian guy dressed like an Asian monk, standing in front of a lottery machine, will not stop me from playing Power Ball, or eating my turkey.  I can't believe these people stormed a grocery to liberate the frozen turkeys.  You don't see me slapping the avocado toast out of their faces, because they are committing violence against avocado.  Stabbing and slicing their bodies in 2, then forcibly removing their reproductive seed.