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  1. Sorry, I don't work with wood.
  2. Here's as it sits. I used 2 ratcheting straps to hold it in the passenger seat. I really cranked them down. It's nice because I can actually position it a little bit, but yet it's still very stable. I like it best when it's leaning towards me...just a touch... I do notice the "PASSENGER AIRBAG OFF" light is on, probably because of the goofy position of it and it being strapped in so tight. Doesn't bother me though... Here's with the top slid out all the way. I decided to make it slide 8" and I think it's perfect. It's about 2-3" from the steering wheel. I find myself sliding it out and using it as an armrest constantly. All loaded up and ready for work! Here's a shot from the passenger side. You can see the straps here. They go through the back of the seat and underneath. The color is nearly a perfect factory match too!
  3. Thanks Azdamay, I looked in the manual but must have missed it. I followed your destructions and all is right in the world! Yes, my keyfor range is weird too. Works from far some days, and dome days not... goofy...
  4. I’m a visual guy. I’m the guy who asks for a picture menu at McDonalds. I like to see pics on threads too so I’m posting a bunch of pics on this thread. If you don’t like it, hit the back button, cuz I gotta story to tell… I hope you enjoy it. I install security systems during the day, and do metalwork on nights and weekends. I also moonlight as a level 3, super top secret, government spy when I get the time, but since I just said that last one, it’s obvious I’m not a very good one. Anyways, for my install job, I used to drive a full sized van. Now my company decided to get us all Transit Connects. My old van had a sweet center console that I could put file folders in, and had a flip down top that I could as a writing surface. The Connect is.... let's just say, lacking a little in the "room" department... Here’s my temporary solution to the problem. Classy right. It’s not like I’m the only one complaining about this either, there are 9 of us, and my bosses solution was to buy us each one of these: Awesome right. I decided to build one. I have the technology…. (6 million dollar man reference there guys…) I built this out of 14 G steel, probably shoulda went thinner as it’s kind of heavy and I’m concerned about the TC being able to hit 60 miles per hour now, but oh well. On the plus side, I can toss it out the window knowing it has enough mass to stop those pesky black SUV’s that chase me during my black OPS days… shhhhh…. The holes in the side are for ratchet straps to go under the seat. It'll go in the passenger seat since nobody in their right mind will ride with me. In the TC, there’s not a lot of room for things like my calculator and gas card either, so I put these babies on it. I’m not a caveman who stores his ball point pens in his butt cheeks, so I made some hi-tech storage containers for them. In this pic you can also see the “relief cuts” since I don’t have any way to make nice bends in 14G steel yet. I use those a lot on stuff like this. I like my writing surfaces, like I like my women... flat and close to me. So I incorporated a sweet sliding top for it, so I don’t have to reach over that darn shifter. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking “Two separate tops, and ball bearing sliding rails for it, all in 14 gauge steel… that top’s gotta be heavy!” You’re right. My pencil thin arms and weak muscles are no match for it, but I have a big fat head filled with what I assume is Ramen noodles, and brains, so I came up with this: HYDRAULIC ASSIST BABY! That large caevernous area on the right is where the file folders will now sit. I even put a little shelf inside to hold all my stuff like extra pens, business cards, brass knuckles, poison darts, and my lucky rabbits foot. Hey look at that, the pen holder is only held in place with magnets, in case he really doesn’t need any more pens! Someone was using his ramen noodles again….. I hope you enjoyed reading about this, as much as I enjoyed making it, now I'm going to go burn that old cardboard file box, in defiance.
  5. Here's what I do.... I pull up to a job, get out of my TC, open up the side slider to get my tool belt. Then I go to the rear doors to get my tool box..... DANG IT!!! They're locked still! I have to hit the stupid "rear unlock" button on the fob to unlock the rear doors! Can the rear doors be programmed, or re-wired to unlock "with" the side sliders? I know I can hit the "unlock" button on the fob twice, or hit that "rear unlcok" button, but I just want all the cargo doors to unlock together. Can this be done?
  6. I just got my TC and am looking for ideas on a center console to hold paperwork. My last van had one that held file folders and I really need that. I'm considering removing the front seat and installing one in place of it, but I know I have the airbag sensors in the seat to deal with. I'm hoping someone on here has figured out a solution.... Right now I keep them in a cardboard box on the passenger seat floor.... ugh.
  7. I'm also considering removing the front passenger seat in mine. I want to remove it permanently and install a paperwork cabinet. I know there are airbag sensors in the seat though. I've unplugged them temporarily but the airbag light stays on. I plugged it back in but am hoping someone here might know a way to "fool" it into thinking the seat is still there or bypass it altogether. Any ideas?
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