Agreed. Commercial cargo versions of the van are also common here. But add windows, seats and a bright red paint job, and people don't seem to immediately grasp that the passenger van is the same utility vehicle the local plumber is driving. And yes, the three hatches that magically appear when the second row seats vanish do come in handy. As to "thong collector," you don't know how close you came to the truth - particularly when you live in a beach community.
As I seldom have more than one passenger on board, I tend to keep the rear seats folded into the floor. I tell people I get better gas mileage this way. Less wind drag. And they buy it. Go figure. Which raises one of my few gripes. At speed, and with the driver's window down, those hatches create a semi-annoying but tolerable "thud" caused by the minor but pronounced flapping you get when the wind passes over them and is trapped inside the rear cavern with no ready way out. Am guessing Ford's engineers also noticed, but likely concluded the fix (Velcro?) wasn't worth the added hassle.
The other issue is the airborne gallon of milk, the flying fresh produce and everything else that isn't bolted down that tend to come rocketing forward the moment the foot comes anywhere near the brake. To avoid further head trauma, am on the prowl for a compatible cargo net that would span the space where the rear seats aren't. Suggestions welcome.